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Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Award and New Home Needed.

Hi Pals,

My friends, The Canine Kids, have given this award. Woof! They think I am Hip and this Award is in my favourite colour Pink!
I would like to pass this award to Abby, Rosie, Jackie, Gidget & Lola from The Cat/Dog Blog. I think that they are totally Hip cos they are always showering me with awards and they are always educating me with health tips I need to look out for to keep healthy.

But do you know why do The Canine Kids think that I am Hip? This is what they wrote on their blog:

The six of us got together and thought that we should pass this award on to:
Princess Snowball When we saw the video of you being pulled around the water by Tugboat Chilli, we all thought wow, that is one Totally Hip Princess!

Hey, wait! You think that its Hip to be tortured? That is not how a Princess, let alone a very Hip Princess should be treated. Everypup who have seen the video must have laughed at me. Sob...

I think I need to run away from my evil and nasty jie jie. Do anypup wants me as their siblings? Please take me in.

I am easy to be taken care of. The following are a few points my current hooman have been trained to do and remember through their years of experience with me. It will be good if my new family can do the same if not, do it better.

1) All my meals must be freshly cooked twice daily.
I have simple taste for food. So long as there are fresh meat and vegetable (you can leave out the vegetable if you want but this is what I am taking everyday now). The meat can be either, Chicken, Duck or Mutton. Remember that I do not take Pork or Beef. For vegetable, I will settle for Broccoli, Cauliflowers, Carrots, Potatoes, Seaweeds, Wolfberry and etc.

**Important Note:** The ingredients used to prepare my meals must be rotated. NEVER serve me meals with same ingredients for more than 2 day in a role.

2) The hooman need to make themselves available to serve me my meals personally and stay with me until I finish them. They must also be prepared to hand feed me occasionally. (only about 14 times a week). It dun take long for me to finish my meals, averagely only about 20 minutes per meal. (Isn't that reasonable for a princess?)

3) There must be ample amount of treats being stocked up all the time. I eat only Snack21 Salmon Snacks and Friendland Cod Fish Strips. I also love dehydrated chicken or turkey breast treats but too much of those cause me to get constipation.

4) I need to go for walkie 4 -5 times a day as I am outside trained so I need to go wee wee every few hours. A senior princess cannot be made to hold her bladder for too long you know.

5) I must be brought along no matter where the hooman go. I must NOT be left at home alone. Not even for a very short period of time.

There are other miscellenous stuff that I will let you know when I have moved in.

I will be working on my navigation skill so that when somepup has offered me a home, I can set off immediately without having to look back. I even have my boat ready!


Any takers? Please?

Luv
Snowball

26 comments:

Peanut said...

Oh we would love to have your for our sister but mom says she wouldn't hand feed you. You would either eat or starve. I'm going to go bite her for that comment. How rude.

Ferndoggle said...

I'll trade you for Sherman! How do your people like big fat lazy grouchy black dogs??

Lola

wildcatsthree said...

Congratulations on your award Snowball, and thank you so much for passing it on to us - we are truly honored. We were going to offer you a new home with us, but our nasty mom says she wouldn't have enough time in her day for your list of requirements, as Rosie already monopolizes most of her day with her constant lap time needs. And now the new kid Lola thinks she should also be on mom's lap all the time, so Rosie has to share- she just squeezes her way right up there, bold as you please. Sorry Snowball, sounds like you are truly a pampered princess. Thanks again for the award.
Abby, Rosie, Jackie, Gidget & Lola

Patience-please said...

Congrats on your totally hip award! We would love for you to come stay with us, but our servant is way worse than yours. She used to cook for us, but she does not anymore. How cruel is THAT????

Nope, your better off where you are.

wags from the whippets

Maggie & Mitch said...

Awwwwwwwww, we weren't laughing at you, Snowball! It was just such a cute video!
You have one stiff list! You can come and visit us anytime but we don't think you'd want to live here - mom doesn't give that kind of service!
Congratulations on your award!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Faya said...

Congratulations Snowball for your award... and waouw I didn't realized that you are so.....Princess... I will talk to my VĂ©ronique but I don't think she will be able to do what your jie jie is doing for you... Snowball, in fact I think your jie jie just...loves you !
Kisses, Faya

Harry said...

You certainly are high maintenance Snowball. I think your mummy would miss you terribly, you should stay put I reckon ;-)

Toodle pip
Harry x

Lacy said...

woofies and burf's princess snowball...me wood take u in, but me thinks u jie jie would miss u to much...her luvs ya, u no...and me didnt laugh at u in dat video, me thot my poor litte sweet snowball, dey r being mean to her...

b safe,
rocky, bear and lacylulu ;)

Stanley said...

Princess Snowball!

We would take you here in GooberStan FOR SURE, but I think my girl may not meet your exacting standards for hooman behavior. Talk it over with your jiejie (though I think she will miss you TERRIBLY if you leave).

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Lorenza said...

What about if I come to live with you and so we can share the torture??
I don't think you will find the Princess treatment that you already have at your home in some other place!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Simba said...

I like rule number 5. Congratulations on your award.

Simba xx

Jessie and Jake said...

Mama think you are soo cute and she is willing to take you in if you lower your demands. She think your are a bit of a princess - even though she won't admit she caters to us non-stop too.

Either way - you can come live with us - but bring your own food and toys CAUSE WE AIN'T SHARING!

JB's Big World said...

I saw your video and it scared me. You must make demands now and those are some very princess-like things you list that you need.
--JB

Lacy said...

woofies and burf's Snowball..heehee me nos u jie jie iz not mean to u, her loves u.. how can her not u iz a sweet little girl...

b safe,
rocky, bear and angel lacylulu ;)

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Snowball,
Congratulations on your hip award! You are a little princess. You could come live here with us. You might not like the cold winters though but Mama could make you plenty of fleece outfits to keep you warm, hehehehe.
Mama cooks food for us too plus we get our lamb & rice kibble. So no problem making your food. But don't you think your Mama would miss you horribly?? She would be really sad.
Plus we don't have the nice beaches for you to go swimming in either, just trout streams & lakes. We bet Chilli would miss you too.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers
PS Yes, Toto's blog has been removed. Maranda is only 11 and between school, karate, clarinet, & swimming lessons, she never has time to blog, sigh....Mama will post pictures from time to time. She's probably giving him a haircut next week too. Last month he got loose out of the house & ran off, luckily a person found him & called animal control & then Auntie C caught up with the animal control van to get him, she didn't have to pay a fine that way either. He was one lucky pup

Gus and Louie said...

You are totally awesome.. The picture of you in the boat looks like so much fun..

Big sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Sparky said...

Oh, Snowball! Unfortunately my humans said we already have to many pets, but I'll think of away to get rid of White Cat (Fatso) so that you can take his place!

Sparky

River said...

I was thinking you could come back to your birthplace and live with me in Adelaide - though HM and HD both work so we'd have to be home during the day - but you wouldn't be alone cos you'd be with me!!!! Oh and HM doesn't do much cooking so your meals may be raw - does that bother you too much? We do have lots of sardines, duck,turkey, chicken and lamb, and the treats go without saying of course!!!

River

umekotyan said...

Good evening snowball.
Congratulations of totally hip award.
The prize of the pink color is a lovely color.
And, five points become energetic. :)

from loved ume tyan

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

You call your jie nasty, wait till you hear about our mama. She is EVIL, we tell you.

Congratulations on your award!

Love
Boy n Baby

Natasha Fernz said...

Hey Snowball...

well you're certainly living up to your name... i.e. Princess! :)

He he he...

Hugs
Cleo

4xBs said...

hi Snowball, we would love to have you come live with us, but we think your jie jie would miss you too much and cry. that would be sad. you just need to do more training for her so that she won't make you go in the water. we know you hated it, that was obvious. so you should your jie jie to keep you out of the water. that way you can still be catered to like you deserve and your jie jie won't have to live without you. right? sure!

woofs.

Amber-Mae said...

I don't mind adopting you but my hoomans are already complaining that three (us) is already a handful!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Jake of Florida said...

Hello Princess!!

We just looked at the video and agree, that probably wasn't too much fun for a princess to be towed like that. Our heartfelt sympathy!!!

Pawsonally, we think it would be fun to have you come visit -- or live -- but we know for sure that our Mom and Dogdad would never ever be able to live up to your expectations. Sometimes they actually have their own breakfast before they even think of feeding us. And then, it's the same old same old day after day after day - with only a few treats and things falling from the counter while they're preparing meals to spice up our appetite.

We think your jie jie should apologize to you for the torture and then you should agree to stay with her under the condition that she meets all your demands!!

Let us know.

Jake and Just Harry

Pacco de Mongrel said...

i find u too cute...i can't accept u in my family...or else, i will lose all my family love...

Hammer said...

Hi Snowball
Even though your jiejie is evil, we know you still love her.
Love from Hammer